Saturday, November 12, 2011

Drunken Rantings of a Crazy Person

Top Ten Reasons Why I Work At Walmart

1.) I like to people watch. Let me tell you, there are some AWESOME people who shop at Walmart!
2.) Vacation. While if you just started with the company you have to earn vacay time, I've been there for 7 years so I have 3 weeks. I'm forever saying if someone would hire me on with 3 weeks vacay I'd leave. No one has offered that yet.
3.)Friends. The friends that I have made working there are great. Honestly,they really are. I've got one who, right now is keeping me semi sane on facebook!
4.) Damn but I get to eyeball some hot boys! Working at a beach store it's like a run way for half nekkid hotties during the summer months. If only to be a half nekkid hottie myself....
5.)Paycheck. Can't help it, I like getting paid. Not the best, but hey, it pays something! Not necessarily the bills, but some clothes maybe or makeup...fun stuff!
6.)Clearance! I get first dibs at mark down stuff! Woohoo!
7.) No matter where I move on the WORLD there is a Walmart. If I want to move back North (which I never will) I can transfer to another Walmart.
8.) I will leave the rest blank for when I think of other reasons I enjoy working at Walmart. Can't think of much else right now. Take this as you will and not a reason to NOT apply at your local Walmart for employment. It is simply my odd opinion.

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